Shirt happens: Twitterers try to make sense of Major Garrett’s shirty business


Major Garrett is upset about something. Like, really upset. We caught him lobbing F-bombs at someone about “shirty business.” Now, he claims the profanity-laced tweet was the product of a slow pre-State-of-the-Union Monday, but he still hasn’t clarified what he meant by “shirty business.” Thankfully, Twitterers are all over it:

The day will come when I will misfire a DM and it will be shirty business indeed.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 11, 2013

The First Rule of Shirty Business is you do not talk about Shirty Business.

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 11, 2013

I like to imagine that Major Garrett is yelling at his dry cleaner. #ShirtyBusiness

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013

Someone needs to do a #ShirtyBusiness music video set to “Dirty Laundry.”

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 11, 2013

@daveweigel You’ve got a shirty business, you didn’t build that.

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 11, 2013

I’m giving up swearing on Twitter for Lent. Thanks to @majorcbs I’ll say “shirt” instead of shit!! 😀

— Redness (@mchastain81) February 11, 2013

Know what this tells me? That @majorcbs don’t skirt the #shirtybusiness and get’s sh*t done, son.

— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013

“Shirty Business” is an underrated EPMD album.

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 11, 2013

No honey, that’s number two. RT ‏@mushkat One Is The Shirtiest Number That You’ll Ever Do #ShirtyBusiness

— Debbie M. (@mosesmosesmoses) February 11, 2013

I’m not going to take your shirt anymore. I’m done. #ShirtyBusiness

— Rachael (@x_1013_x) February 11, 2013

Tomorrow, BHO will tell us we need to in-vest in #shirtybusiness to sleeve the economy, because he’s tacked to #Jibs again.

— Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 11, 2013

Gotta get my shirty business on. #caring

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 11, 2013

Right now, I imagine Garrett just gave a certain dealer in shirty business an extra Godfather smack. “And *that* is for the Tweet!”

— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) February 11, 2013

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. That was some #shirtybusiness.

— DiploMatt (@mdrache) February 11, 2013

I saw #ShirtyBusiness open for James Taylor back in ’79.

— Jim J (@anthropocon) February 11, 2013

There’s no business like #ShirtyBusiness.

— Ed LaRose (@metaphorsbwithu) February 11, 2013

Ain’t that the truth!

That’s a win MT @scotscajun: Shirty just got real.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 11, 2013

Twitter lost a Pope but was given Shirty Business in return #LordWorksInMysteriousWays

— S.M (@redsteeze) February 11, 2013

Sorry for your rough morning @majorcbs. Shirt happens.You just have to keep pushing and tell haters to duck off.

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) February 11, 2013

Better luck tomorrow, Major.

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Update:

It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Major Garrett’s shirty business is also inspiring future cinematic masterpieces:

Shirty Hard #replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) February 11, 2013

Mr. Magorium’s Shirty Emporium. #replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) February 11, 2013

Get Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— LMH (@laurenmarie10) February 11, 2013

Weekend at Shirty’s #replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— Lloyd bin Laden (@lloydbin) February 11, 2013

Shirty Seconds over Tokyo #replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— Michael J Sandoval (@mjasandoval) February 11, 2013

The Good, The Bad, and The Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— TXN_1st (@Prairie_Patriot) February 11, 2013

The Shirty Dozen#replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— Sassy Pants (@nicoleb977) February 11, 2013

Zero Dark Shirty #replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) February 11, 2013

Shirty Dancing#replaceamovietitlewithshirty

— Shoebox (@Shoeboxnre) February 11, 2013

Thank you, Major, from the bottoms of our shirty hearts.

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Update:

Check out the new single from Misfit Politics’ Brandon Morse. A real treat for the ear-holes:

@twitchyteam “Writin’ Shirty” soundcloud.com/brandon-morse/…

— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) February 11, 2013

Heh.

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