Astrophysicist with attitude.
If we had twelve fingers, there’d be no middle finger to flip at people with whom you’ve run out of words to communicate.
Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?
The likelihood that a person uses the word “toxin” correlates strongly with how much Chemistry the person does *not* know
If @RealJeffreyRoss and other comedians honored @SnoopDogg, would that be a “Pot Roast”?
July 4 – Happy Birthday USA. Celebrating the day we declared Independence, and not the day we actually achieved it.
Total Eclipses occur every couple of years or so. If anyone calls them “rare”, ask if they feel that way about the Olympics.
America 2012: The Learning Channel has HoneyBooBoo, History Channel has PawnStars: and the Science Channel has PumpkinChunkin
Moon Lunacy strikes again: The impending Supermoon is to an average full Moon what a 16″ Pizza is to a 15″ Pizza. So chillax.
I’m quite sure that Frogs were into Hip-Hop long before the music industry was.
I wonder what Rugby players think every time they see a Soccer player crying in pain from being grazed by another player.
A news headline you hardly ever see: “Psychic Wins the Lottery Again”
Good thing Spanish fÃºtbol sportscasters don’t announce basketball, they’d spend 1/3 of playing time saying “Goooooooooooool”
Flight Attendants say: “Cabin pressurized for your comfort & safety.” What they mean is: “otherwise you’d freeze & suffocate”
Astrophysicists are monitors of extreme adjectives. Which is why “Miss Universe” to us is just “Miss Earth”.
Had to wait in line to renew a Passport allowing me to visit members of my own species across artificially conceived borders.
I occasionally wonder whether people who are good at Olympic Curling are also good at sweeping out the basement.
I’m told somebody’s jumping out of a perfectly good balloon from 23-miles up. The theory of gravity no longer needs to be tested in this way
If I were ever to become a Hip-hop DJ,I think I’d choose the name “MC-squared”